Jerry and Buddy sit on the bench, reminiscing. Who TF uses cheques?? but has. GEORGE: You're uh, physical therapist, right? They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius unless it's in the confines of an office! [clicks tongue] Elaine: George, you got a little something, right here. He turns away. KRAMER: Hey, don't you worry buddy. George enters, and the receptionist spots him. Cookie Policy. Elaine. There's no Moops. Apollo Creed (9,794 votes) George: Will that be cash or check? On a night in February 1995, George shared a subtle truth about mustard that separates it from its crimson counterpart, a truth that foresaw its demise in this here bracket. Catalog all the flaws and breaking points of your potential solutions. Wendy walks away to the Jerry and Elaine enter. (S4E17), 30. Momentary enlightenment can be found in a pastrami sandwich one of the nuggets of small truth lodged in the folds of Georges many neuroses. ELAINE: Oh, yeah, there's nothing better than skiing. Elaine: I dont have a fax machine. SAME, GIRL. Elaine keeps getting calls at her boss house, who is noooot pleased that she gave his number out. And, of course, the two face (n., too fas), the woman who will look attractive one minute, ugly the next. ELAINE: Uh, could you come back in about five minutes? It's nothing personal, it's just I'm not really able to do it and uh, Barney Martin (Morty Seinfeld) GEORGE: Hey uh, isn't Elaine supposed to meet us? Jerry and Elaine are trying to rent VHS tapes. | (big smile) Just wanna see you again. The idea is this: get to a point where your idea is better enough and apply it. her way toward the door. (continues backing away) I'm sorry. Halfway through the kiss, the door opens and George half-enters. you'd be a damn fool to change it. They also liked their healthy foods, like the Big Salad. my way. (S6E4), 36. Jerry turns at the call of his name, and Kramer fires off a quick shot. It didnt come up as often as yada yada or Not that theres anything wrong with that, but there was no mistaking what Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine were talking about in The Contest when they decided to see who could abstain the longest from a certain recreational activity. of. Like, text her! You took one this morning. Receptionist: A few hours ago. (horrified) "There was a hair, in the egg salad!". Sometimes it means the plots would never even happen now, other times its just a hilarious nonsensical visual. [walks out]. George: It's Moops. George: Not necessarily. What is it about the shiksa that holds such allure? Seinfelds Soup Nazi had a Stalin-like mustache, he ordered customers around and his bans for the disobedient lasted a week, a year, or until the end of time. All of these foods became associated with the show. GEORGE: (regarding the menu) What're you getting? Carol Leifer (Receptionist) They lose Jerry in the parking garage. The elevator comes down, the door opens and another woman (Louise). In place of the bra, Kramer and Frank Costanza ingeniously coined the term bro. And from there they took it to the next level with the manzier. John C Reilly (6,674 votes), 11. KRAMER: What, again? Julio comes out of the elevator, and Jerry walks over to ask Shmoopie was the name that Jerry gave to an overly affectionate (and not particularly intellectual) girlfriend named Shelia. (S5E14), 33. years, compounded quarterly. There's a squeeze bottle of Hunt's Ketchup in the door of Jerry's refrigerator door when he's trying to avoid Wendy's kiss hello. Jerry and Elaine spend, like, seven minutes working out how to be FWBwhy do I feel like that wouldnt happen now? We dont know but Seinfeld named it shiksappeal.. GEORGE: You know, I'm down to one kiss hello. (S7E5), 39. Hee hee hee ELAINE: Nothing, nothing. She doesn't want to have to deal, GEORGE: I love these people, you can't ask 'em questions. I need some kind of excuse Rolodex. WTF is a Rolodex? JERRY: You know, she really doesn't belong here. JERRY: Yes, it's very strange. Elaine removes her coat. Wendy driving into New York at night with Elaine as passenger. He exits, but turns to flash the smile at Elaine. him. Then Jerry notices the elevator is about to go up, so he asks a favour The squeeze bottle solved that problem, but there could have been other solutions, such as outfitting diner tables with special long-handled ketchup spoons to slide up the neck and manually pull the ketchup out, or thinner ketchup. WENDY: (smiling) I'm sorry, I don't owe you anything. Jerry peers around the edge of the door, to see if the coast is clear. JERRY: Oh my god! of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little Squeezable ketchup bottlesthere was a time when we didnt have them. Jerry by the kitchen. Las Vegas flooding: Multiple casinos, entire Strip, airport under water, Florence Pugh unhappy over Olivia Wilde, Harry Styles affair: source, Prince William, Kate Middleton party hard in viral clip of life before marriage, Lindsay Lohan and Bader Shammas spotted for the first time since intimate wedding, Chris Rock jokes that he was slapped by Suge Smith following Will Smith apology, Gina Rodriguez announces pregnancy on 38th birthday, Jittery Cara Delevingne Couldn't Keep Still on 'Live with Kelly and Ryan' Interview. I had some. The characteristics of this bubble boy were rudeness, a raging libido, violence and glibness. Do it or dont, w/e. This part is science, not art. In the 1990s, at the height of Americas PC mania and obsession with cultural sensitivity, the world thought Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza were lovers. I had to take my mother to the chiropodist. Because he's trying to prove he doesn't owe my mother fifty dollars. While Read More, 2240 N. Interstate Avenue Elaines father gets a phone message from Elaine at a restaurantdelivered to him on a card, from a waiter. Jerry and Elaine step aboard. What d'you make of it? (S3E19), 24. (S1E3), 7. His sister? RECEPTIONIST: Oh. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! The buzzer sounds, and Jerry answers. You like it? He was not above snide comments. Put my picture up. KRAMER: I know but I (waves toward the interior of his apartment). GEORGE: Boy, I wish the flamenco was popular here. Elaine and George, united, head for the door. This story has been shared 127,160 times. This contradicts the conversation between George and Jerry earlier. So your time is more valuable than mine. better. JERRY: You think I want another family? LEO: Ma! C'mon George. Oh, hi mom. Kramer's the only person who could say something like. ELAINE: (feeling her arm) Wendy, I injured my shoulder, Wednesday, when, You dropped me off and I had to carry my skis, and my boots, and my poles. You sure you wanna go through with this? behind Kramer and slaps him on the shoulder in a friendly fashion. releases Jerry, who stands bug-eyed with shock. Sixteen years after the final episode aired, the symbiosis was restored. (S3E6), 19. See, an unwanted glop of ketchup from overzealously palming the backside of a glass bottle isnt nearly as destructive as the same glop of mustard. Wendy greets Jerry, with a kiss on the cheek, which he's not happy about. I'm like. Here is the second-most popular response: Wow, OK. (S2E5), 13. 2. ELAINE: She's a physical therapist. But we need to go deeper. Ooh, what an obnoxious little kid. (to George) Wendy. GEORGE: (reluctant) Oh that uh, that seems like a lotta trouble. Catalogues havent completely disappeared, but theyre way less common than those annoying spam emails. These are the words of calm and comfort that lull Frank Costanza into passivity. JERRY: I have to go over to my grandmother's. (listens) My jaw straight up DROPPED when George and Jerry had a whole convo about how theyve never seen squeeze-bottle ketchup. Is he paying you? ON. (S2E9), 14. Written by: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld lips. JERRY: Hello. ELAINE: Well, this is it. Shall I go get Kramer? (worked up) When huge sums So your time is more valuable than mine. for you, buddy. Where are they broken? The kissing thing is over. (listens) What? Elaine, is wearing much of her ski gear - woolly hat, with goggles on top of They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. 'Grade-A Dork' has been written on the forehead, whiskers, spots, horns The photograph which he puts up in the lobby appears to be a 7 in x 5 in and has no border. ELAINE: She'd driven me a hundred and twenty miles and, all of a. sudden, three blocks from my door, she decides this trip is over. ELAINE: Listen, Jerry. Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't owe you anything. Now, as I see it, you owe me seventy-five dollars. (angry) Nobody wants you here. Before he was Walter White, Bryan Cranston was Tim Whatley, the gas-breathing, religion-swapping, regifting dentist to the stars. okay. all over a. WENDY: I mean, why don't you two just take your business elsewhere. George: Oh, I see. The 90s were a dark time! Watch your co-workers to see what strategies they employ to shortcut the process, and that might give you the fresh insight to identify the problem you really need to solve. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? George: [wiping face] These people think they're so important! (getting, excited) They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate Kramer, is just completing Jerry's name underneath the Polaroid he took earlier. either, but. We're clutching our iPhones extra tight after a nine-season reminder of the time before they came along, Sophie Allen-Barron That must be Kramer. Q of the Day: Have We Reached Peak J. (releasing his grip) Alright! The technology. WENDY: Yeah, but if I take you to your door, then I have to go all the, Way around Central Park West, back to Columbus, you know it's all one. (His glibness was justified it was the Moors who invaded Spain in 711, not the Moops. As you investigate the real problem, its helpful to spend some time observing the product or process in action. ELAINE: George, you got a little something, right here. Sure wish they had cellphones(S5E13), 32. This entire episode revolves around arranging a wake-up call for a visiting athlete. Jerry tries to see around Kramer into his apartment. George leaves, slamming the door behind him. Either way, this term has proven exceptionally useful, and we have Georges jailbird girlfriend, Marcy, to thank. (S8E5), 42. KRAMER: Yeah yeah. She never dates, and I know it's because of her. Now comes the hard part: testing and iteration. Jerrys trying to find the name of a woman from a party. GEORGE: You know, my arm feels a lot better. And you too, Elaine, I haven't forgotten you. RECEPTIONIST: She had some personal affair she had to attend to. you and. You're charging me? (S3E6), 18. And among the various grunts and stammers out of the weirdo neighbor, this was probably the most normal. If you were working on the slow ketchup problem, you might have had that flash of insight in the shower when you used the squeeze bottle to dispense your shampoo. ELAINE: Kramer, if she wants to change her hair KRAMER: No, no. Post was not sent - check your email addresses! hair. Jerry looks downcast. WENDY: Well, I'll see you guys later. Kramer pitches a cologne that smells like you smell when you come from the beach. Elaine: Because it is what she does. [The board members sob and cry] Thanks again. Uh-oh. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Thanks for contacting us. RECEPTIONIST: So. Mister Costanza, we were trying to get in touch. Is that it? I was wondering, could you get to that shower today, JULIO: Oh, I see. The problem wasnt that the bottle was made of glass, or that the ketchup was too thick, or that we needed better directions on how to pour ketchup. Like, send a text. I think I. JERRY: You should have her work on it for you. WENDY: Well, I'm sorry, that's our policy. Dating a video store employee because of their staff picks is actually cute (or it least it was until he turned out to be a teenager), but would neeeever happen now. Turns out, though, there are some pretty hardcore Seinfeldfans here at FLARE HQ who felt it was time I catch myself up. The elevator opens and a guy (Steve) steps out. Kramer has covered one wall of the lobby with photographs of the, tenants. The door opens and Kramer darts, JERRY: (agitated) For putting my picture up on that wall! The correct answer is, the "Moops". Kramer is rooting through a drawer, searching for something. Ah, you owe a hundred and fifty. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. (listens) Okay, I'll see you later. Trivia Mustard lends itself to the squeeze.. Jerry didnt bring directions to the Bubble Boys house. Kramer photographs Jerry with a Polaroid camera which takes pictures sized 3.1 in x 3 in with a border, saying later that he "took a double print". MARY: (contemptuous) Look, why don't you do everybody a favour, and. of the. Sure, Elaine might like a guy enough to jump in the hay without thinking twice, but when the Today Sponge went off the market and Elaine bought up the last case in the city, she learned to be a little more discriminating. It's the "Moops". George gets really into books on tape. (S3E14), 22. Kramer smiles at this. Sometimes she has. 2022 ESPN Internet Ventures. Not many people can claim to have broken up a funeral by getting into a fight with one of the grieving relatives but George Costanza did that when he double-dipped a chip. The Polaroid has caught Jerry with his mouth hanging open and his eyes. Jerry didnt know the woman he was eyeing got divorced and then engaged. (S9E19), Related: (hands over cheque) There, George heads for the door. Julio Oscar Mechoso (Julio) No no. 4. George pretends to have applied at a fake company but then Elaine asks for an address. In September, Reddit user ArTdEc0 posed a very important question to the floor: What is the most George Constanzaesque reason you broke up with someone? her head, and. Do you, remember when you were a kid, your father winning like a thousand dollars When a low talker asks you a question, dont just smile and nod. [gets up] Oh, also, my fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. So, what's happening with uncle Leo? Kramer takes a quick peek through the peephole, then opens Eventually she drops the boots and, rather than pick (S8E13), 45. Wendy then starts to pull the car over. Jerry and Elaine both look surprised and let-down by Kramer. if she had a cellphone you could. Where do they fall short? KRAMER: (leaning to look round Kramer) Wendy here? Portland, OR 97227. Louise also kisses the less than happy looking Jerry. JULIO: (accusing) Well, I think it is! KRAMER: Yeah. LEO: (laughing off Nana's confusion) Believe me. Roger Murtaugh (7,163 votes) GEORGE/JERRY/ELAINE/WENDY: Hey/Hi/Hello (etc.). Steve makes his way to the door as Kramer speaks. Find out how they will work, and poke holes in them. Leo opens it, to reveal Jerry. 5. ELAINE: I've never heard of anything like this. And I tell you another thing, Cosmo Kramer, whatever you wanna Mary spots him from across the lobby and, Jerry backs away from the kiss with so much effort that he's up against. She overhears. do it. If a man went around kissing everyone he'd go to jail. He didn't?! My uncle put her here. Timothy McNeil (Jeff) Take it! The same He's right over there. Receptionist: Oh, hi. 37. ricardo bampa Now, you're part of a family. JERRY: Elaine, now you're being ridiculous. Speed helps, too. JERRY: Yeah. I'm almost outta Klondike bars. Perhaps any mantra repeated by the Costanza patriarch, no matter how innocuous, would have driven him to madness. (S2E4), 12. Keep your eyes and ears open, because you may stumble across ideas in unlikely places. Kramer turns to the wall of pictures, searches around for the face and. care what, As Jerry reaches the end of his emphatic declaration, Kramer takes. Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and Safety Information/Your California Privacy Rights/Children's Online Privacy Policy are applicable to you. day, and then yesterday he cancelled on me. Learn about Coraggio events and get fresh insights from our consultants. It always was with George. Bye. to. You dont even know what hotel shes staying at. Though she was attractive, she was also, in fact, a Nazi [cut] The water that I had been swimming in was very cold. Elaine shuts the door of Jerry's apartment. And then he has to have her call the restaurantyikes. George: All right, bubble boy. Q of the Day: Have We Reached Peak J. Now, as I see it, you owe me seventy-five dollars. ELAINE: (indicating) That's her. RECEPTIONIST: Well, you cancelled on Tuesday, and our policy is. Liz Sheridan (Helen Seinfeld) And when he was told the heartbreaking rates of suicide among dentists, the raging anti-dentite inside Jerry spit: Is that why its so hard to get an appointment?. But our favorite food to be attached to Seinfeld has to be the marble rye. (S2E11), 17. JERRY: Uh, listen. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! George is at the counter with his cheque book. You can't ask them questions. She changed her hairstyle, (pulls a face) it's, A happy looking guy pushes his way past Kramer and out of the, KRAMER: Oh yeah, yeah, great. a real old-fashioned fifties-style hairdo. Jerrys opening monologue is about a payphone. The photo shown in the lobby is not from a Polaroid, but an ordinary paper print. BUDDY: Oh yeah. Jerry: Well, if they make squeeze mustard, doesn't it stand to reason that they make squeeze ketchup? But for Cosmo Kramer, it was a general exaltation. Elaine: She's a physical therapist. Stringer Bell (5,008 votes), 8. The 90s were a dark time! More kissing! I decided I can't kiss hello anymore. George: Why not? They're all labeled with the appropriate name in magic marker. sleeve to expose his wrist) It's kinda painful. (S8E19), 46. Spock (11,120 votes), 2. The 2-5 matchup between George Costanza and mustard was meant to be. KRAMER: (to Elaine) You know your eyeliner's smudged a little. When Jerry asks Elaine if Wendy is coming over, he takes off his jacket twice.

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